Thursday, May 21, 2009

the koala and the crocodile

A koala was sitting in a eucalyptus tree...smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked by, looked up and said, "Hey koala, what are you doing?"

The koala said, "smoking a joint; come up and have some." So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala, where they enjoyed some weed.

After a while, the little lizard said his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this, swam to the little lizard, and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting, smoking a joint with the koala in a tree when he got too stoned and fell into the river when he went to get a drink.

The crocodile said he had to check this out and went into the rain forest and found the koala sitting in a tree where he was finishing his joint.

The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey you!"

So, the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiiiiit duuuuuuuude! How much water did you drink?"

Not my joke. But I thought it was funny.


  1. Hahahaha!!! OMG, that's funny!!! Bad, but funny!!!!! :-D


  2. Thanks for the laugh Tom. Cute one! (Please tell me that the photo of the Koala was edited.)